Expertise

I'm not very good at changing Preston's diapers.

I know, ridiculous admission.

It's not like I haven't had practice or anything.

I calculate an estimated 17,500 diapers changed thus far in my parenting career.

Preston is strong.

He wiggles.

He twists.

He forms origami on himself every time
I try to change him.

While struggling through one of Preston's messy diapers yesterday morning,

Britton laughed, grabbed his legs
and coined a new phrase...

"Enough of amateur hour!"

I have giggled ever since.

Guess who gets the diaper changing duty now?

I believe someone is wishing he coined the phrase

"Silence is Golden"

instead!